Description

A 45″ vinyl disk produced in 1982 from David Frizzell

Side A: I’m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home
Side B: She’s Up To Her Old Tricks Again
Producer: Snuff Garrett, Steve Dorff
Year: 1982
Serial number: K15002
Weight: 3” 

A side lyrics:

 came crawling home last night
Like many nights before
I finally made it to my feet
As she opened up the door
And she said, “You’re not gonna do this anymore”

She said
“I’m gonna’ hire a wino to decorate our home
So you’ll feel more at ease here
And you won’t need to roam

We’ll take out the dining room table
And put a bar along that wall
And a neon sign will point the way
To our bathroom down the hall”

She said, “Just bring your Friday paychecks
And I’ll cash them all right here
And I’ll keep on tap for all your friends
Their favorite kinds of beer

And for you, I’ll always keep in stock
Those soft aluminum cans
And when you’re feeling macho
You can crush ’em like a man”